Thur June 10, 2004 - 8:04am
Morning everyone, still jet lagged as you can see by the time. It's great getting up at this time though, if not earlier as you get so much shit done, before the REAL day starts if you see what mean?
So I'm assuming most of you have read about last Fridays little antics in London, well now I've done Saturday's as well, which wasn't by far as mad as Friday, but still a lovely day and a pleasant read
So anyway I suggest you keep checking back to view my latest updated pages from the weekend. It was really great and I want to give a special thanks to Miss Kensington and Colleen for arranging my visit and putting me up. I can't express enough words to thanks those women, you rock and you know it and the pearly white gates will have you on their special V.I.P. guest list as and when you need it.
I also want to thank my girly girls Ju Ju and Monkey Gibbon for coming down from Manchester to see me, so thoughtful and so kind.
Thanks also goes to Sarah for letting me attend her posh gym with outdoor pool and spa, what a lovely way to spend the day. Also to thank her for introducing me to Amy Rose who is the most delightful child in the world, also the image of her brother George who is also the image of his dad Colin, who is HOT!!
Last but by far not least, Colin the wonderful man in Sam's life who cooked, tidied up, was the constant water boy and smiley lovely person all weekend. Which to me was amazing because the house was pretty packed with women for most of the weekend, so the poor boy couldn't even have a shag in peace, although I'm sure he fit it in somewhere. So thanks Colin, your a wonderful man, she's lucky to have you.
Oh yeah that reminds me, wanted to say hi to Andy, Colin's friend, crazy aussie bastard who now lives in London, but who did once live on Green Lane in Timperley which is right around the corner from my old house on Thorley Lane. He has also lived on Sackville Street, which is where I still have my old flat? Who'd of thought huh? all these coincidences. Anyway he was a blast, actually I think he's kind of like Colin and Sam's pet dog, which honestly is meant in the nicest possible way I assure you. Anyway thanks Andy for being so entertaining, it was truly an honor.
Rightyo then I have a shit load of stuff today, including working, so I'm going to leave you with this funny little tale that the ever so sexy Roland (my body sculpting aerobics teacher) sent me yesterday, so enjoy it and I'll be back later.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from California. He bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a New York girl. He boasted that he told her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little
out of his left eye!
Got to love the NY Women!