
Although don't you think he would look more at home running around on a rugby field? He's kind of a big boy, very thick looking, and that face? man, he looks like he's been in scrums for most of his life?
Ok so what else? Work was ok, Darlene was cranky and had 300 different things to do, but kept getting distracted and then losing it. I feel for her, she has a lot of shit to do, just wish she'd pass some over to me. She's like Morpheus in her work ethic, doesn't like to delegate, would much rather attempt to DO IT ALL herself, which never works when you have so much to do. I'm just sitting back and waiting for her to pass it on to me, then she may breath a little easier.
Actually it was fun hearing about Joe's, sister's wedding (he's the manager of Viscaya), very italian and by the sound of it, a very fabulous and happy wedding, which is exactly what they should be? Either make it small and fun, fuck off to Vegas for a drunken one, OR a big, family one, but still keeping it classy AND fun. I always find it awful when after the vows have been exchanged, kisses have been made, that people don't clap? What the fuck? it's a celebration for christ sake, you HAVE TO CLAP. Oh yeah I've been to some really fucking stuffy weddings, but that was a long time ago, since then I've been to great ones, normally in England of course, where we always put a wager on the Best Man's or the Father of the Bride's speech, which may to you guys seem disrespectful, but let me tell you, it's a blast, everyone joins in, great fun, AND money to be made.
So yeah that was fun listening to Joe, who emulates being a player, but deep down I think he's a good italian boy who wants to marry and have kids. Hey nothing wrong in that, not at all.
Oh shit Darlene's going to tell him I said that now....bollocks.
So I saw Edie Falco (Carmela off Soprano's) coming out of her house the other day looking fabulous, wow her whole body has changed. I'm telling you I see her all the time at the gym on the Pilates machine. I swear that's why they've blocked up the windows with those stupid posters, just so people don't stand and gawk at her, which you can easily do, she's right there.
Yeah she lives round the corner, but I don't really want to say where, god can you imagine, my mouth spoiling Edie Falco's privacy? I'd feel terrible. Anyway you know how she's had that new summer blonde haircut, well it looks really good, especially now that it's grown out a bit. And with it was a great tan, plus a beautiful bright blue dress that looked sensational on her. Good for her.
So tonight the Queer Eye boys are throwing Jai's birthday party at Viscaya, not sure if I'm working today, waiting on a call from Darlene, but even if I am, I probably won't go upstairs and have a little look. Well I shit myself round celebrities, I never know what to say, so I don't, I just stand there like an idiot feeling foolish and staring. Yeah I'm sure everyone at the club would just love for me to do that.
BUT, if I do happen to be there, I may take a peek, just a peek, LOVE THOSE BOYS.
Ok I have to go and call Sprint, my fucking phone needs to be re-set, can't get my email's on it anymore, OR text messaging, not that anyone, beside Tracy EVER text's me. Alrighty, later people