Ok so this morning I woke with a start and really bad stomach cramps. Well just before I woke up I'd been dreaming about being at a funeral, namely my nana's funeral, and I was with my mother I think and we were waiting at the funeral bar for this barman to serve us drinks and I was trying to hold back the tears, but desperate for like a club soda or something? Anyway I never got the drink because this prick bar man was busy counting fucking peanuts...!! Surreal or what?
So that kind of freaked me out, so I got up, ran downstairs and immediately called my nana who picked up the phone, sounding a bit angry actually, heard my voice and then complained that I'd disturbed her while she was on the loo and now she was out of breath.
Alrighty then, guess the old coots fine....
Ok what else? OH MY GOD did you hear about that story of the baby that turned up after 6 years? Ok basically 6 years ago there was a fire, and the mother and everyone else thought the baby had perished. Then recently the mother was at a friends child's birthday bash and saw this little girl, and noticed the dimple on her cheek. She thought she recognised the kid and went to talk to her. She noticed the kid had gum in her hair, so she told her that she'd get rid of it and cleverly she also managed to snip away some of the kids hair. Had it analysed and lo and fucking behold it's her daughter. Apparently the kidnapper had been to the woman's house 6 years prior, saw the child, had taken the kid and then set the house on fire. And now after all these years, the mother is finally reunited with her child. I think the kidnapper has disappeared now, but I'm sure they'll catch up with her.
Isn't that wild? and for the mother to recognise the kid after 6 years? shit the child had been 10 DAYS OLD, how the hell would you recognise her?
Well I thought you might like that story? I know I did.
Ok so yesterday I was seen by a very nice physical therapist called Babs to sort my back out. Apparently I had strained it, so after him putting me in all kinds of wild positions, ooh err, it felt a lot better. He also stuck these pads on my back, then a towel, then a weighted blanket thing and turned a machine on. OH MY GOD, it was unbelievable. How can I describe the sensation,? basically like someone was rolling sand granules over my back with a huge rolling pin, so it was deep, but kinda splintery as well? Yeah sorry it's hard to explain, but it's definitely worth having, but not at too high a level, or your head would explode.
So I feel much better today and on Friday I have another appointment to see him at 6pm, just to make sure everything is fine before I fly the next day. Listen he can say anything he likes, but I'm on that plane my friends.
Right then, I'm off, lots of work to do, and I'm heading to the gym today, because I feel sluggish and I need to tighten up my ass a little bit more before I put on that two piece.
Later