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I was never really a Rodney Dangerfield fan, but I'm sure he was kind of expecting to WAKE UP after his heart surgery operation over the weekend? poor bastard, oh well I wonder if hell is like it was in the Adam Sandler movie he was in? Remember it, dead funny, Harvey Keitel plays the Devil and Dangerfield is his dad, who sits around, eats and shags. Oh yeah and on a daily basis they bring Hitler out dressed as a french maid and shove a big pineapple up his ass. Really stupid, but very funny.
Ok so did you see the debate last night between Cheney and Edwards? Personally I chose to watch Chris Rock on the Comedy Channel as he is as funny as fuck, and PLEASE they're the Vice Presidents, who gives a crap? Although I was rather impressed by Cheney's cool resilience, as opposed to the jumped up, way too smiley Edwards..... They gave each other a pretty good battering, but I think Cheney ripped Edwards a new asshole to be honest. And it seems like the average voters feel the same way today if you believe the stats back from CNN of course.
Are you kidding me? bush has just this second said.....he's in Pennsylvania by the way kissing ass....ANYWAY he just said, "did you see the debate last night?" "two very different views and two very different haircuts"
Funny little bugger isn't he?
Right so tonight is the Gina Lynn night at Viscaya Lounge, so I am shortly leaving, where a full day awaits me AND THEN I have to get my ass ready for the porn stars to turn up tonight. Well we were supposed to have dinner with our drinks sponsor, but Darlene has things going on right now and I think she should really be with her family, so I'll probably just stay at the club, work in the office then change and work the floor, make sure everything is going ok with the hookers tonight. Well what could go wrong, frisky, dirty men, groping and grabbing? PROBABLY, shit that will probably be Davar and Moranis......nah, I'm sure they'll have their own hard bodied boys to keep them safe. I couldn't really give a rat's ass, just want the night to go well.
Oooh that's a thought I think they're giving out free sex toys, EXCELLENT....
Which reminds me I must Tivo "Lost" and "The Apprentice". Right I'll do that now.
My pal Dan leaves today for sunny Florida, jammy bastard, shit I wish I was going. I need to call him and wish him a safe trip, shame I didn't get to see him before he left, but this cold of mine is rotten to the core, so I don't want to pass anything on, which I should be cautious about if I'm going to have lunch with Raya tomorrow? don't want to pass anything nasty on to baby Noor.
Right then better go find an outfit for this evening. Like ANYONE is going to be concerned about what I'M WEARING? Pay my rent and get outta here.
Later everyone.
